i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this beer tastes like vomit already
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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