You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I have tasted many bathrooms
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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