I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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