I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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