i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
