margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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