This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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