if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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