Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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