Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
false alarm. still invincible.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Randomize
