is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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