Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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