I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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