I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
tell me about the fingering
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