She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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