Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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