He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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