no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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