ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
