why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
