Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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