I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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