real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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