I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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