she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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