grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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