No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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