Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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