Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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