This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
