Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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