Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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