if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
is wine microwaveable?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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