i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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