Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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