life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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