also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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