But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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