i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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