So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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