i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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