my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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