So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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