"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Blood and glitter go together right?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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