Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Randomize
