oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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