I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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