"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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