I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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