how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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