Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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