Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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