question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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