I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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